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Golu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe Thhe
Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue
Golu Se Puchha: “ Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ”
Golu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
Golu: “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi,
Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai…

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Pappu:"Jaanu ab tum change hogayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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GF:"Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The..

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A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door
Reporter:"kya aapke
toothpest me
namak hai.. ??
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali..
kal ko puchegi kya apke shampoo me garam masala hai.. ??

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Ak Aadmi Kumbh ke mele me Pray kar rha tha..
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He prabhu kuch Naya karo..
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He Prabhu kuch Naya karo..
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Hmesha bhai-bhai ko bichad deto ho..
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Kabi Pati Patni pe bhi dyaa karo..

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Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Ek aadmi ne herani se Car ki kharab
halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi
cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay
ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si
khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,

aur or acchi bat ye ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” ki mout hui hai…
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Aadmi ne awaz lagai: 40 lakh….

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Girlfriend: "Last night I had a dream of you." .

Boyfriend (got excited):"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"

Girlfriend replied: "We were traveling in bus,
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Suddenly the bus lost controland fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone."

Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na ?? ♥ "

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,.
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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"..

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Woh Light jane k bad candle le k TOILET ja rhe the
Koi kmbkht phook maar k keh gya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 u
( ',') ,,
/) (/ l
_//_ Batao Yar Emergncy k
waqt b mazaq ….hahahaha

 

1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka or bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi
ho to ek baR muje 1 lambi kiss de jao.

wo larki tyar ho gai phir…

itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney larkay ko k wesi kiss larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se,
phir usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi to larki ne kaha......

Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai ladki ban kar ghumu

"Once in a soap industry in Japan,
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The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.

To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand
dollars to check whether soap is Packed inevery cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India..
What did they do?

Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line&Empty boxes were flown away!
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India Rocks :)" hahahahahah

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2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra. . 
1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf hai 
2nd: Ni Tera Bf 
1st: Tera 
2nd: Tera 
Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

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Santa-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? 

Banta-Liya Nai.. Gf Ka Uthaya H 

Santa-Q?

Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phone Nhi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka DekhK Utha Liya......

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Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.
Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Nilesh Bola: “ Bhow-Bhow ”
Police Wala: “ Kutta Hai ”
Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Rathee Bola: “ Meoooowwwww ”
Police Wala: “ Billi Hai ”
Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari,
Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi.
Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi.
20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit Chillaya: “ Abey Kute, Aaloo Hoon Aaloo“

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Professor to Student:"Jo Dusrey Ko Apni BaatNa Samjha Sakey Wo Gadha Hota Hai...
Student:"Sir Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi….
Professor Shock - student rockzzzz

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye
Pathan: woh to theek hey per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga ?

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Pathan went 2 an electric company 4 intrview
Boss: Electric motor kaise chalti ha?
Pathan: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
Boss: Gussay sy Stop it
Pathan: Turr..tur..thoos!..

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Sardar said to doc: pure jism main


kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat 

dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found 

fracture in ‘ungli’....

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1 Pathan ne 1 Sardar ko juta mara,

Sardar: Tum ne ye juta guse se mara ya mazaqse?

Pathan: Guse se.

Sardar: acha hai warna Mai aisay mazak bardasht nai krta…

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Zoo ke andar :-  english medium school ke bacche:
"Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets NOT disturb him ..."
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Government School de international students,
" OYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI....
PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO ..

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Santa Ki Maa ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi 

Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha ki 

TEST honge

SANTA:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.

TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa lo.

"Once in a soap industry in Japan,
.
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.

To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand
dollars to check whether soap is Packed inevery cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India..
What did they do?

Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line&Empty boxes were flown away!
.
India Rocks :)" hahahahahah

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2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra. . 
1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf hai 
2nd: Ni Tera Bf 
1st: Tera 
2nd: Tera 
Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

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Santa-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? 

Banta-Liya Nai.. Gf Ka Uthaya H 

Santa-Q?

Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phone Nhi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka DekhK Utha Liya......

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Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.
Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Nilesh Bola: “ Bhow-Bhow ”
Police Wala: “ Kutta Hai ”
Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Rathee Bola: “ Meoooowwwww ”
Police Wala: “ Billi Hai ”
Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari,
Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi.
Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi.
20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit Chillaya: “ Abey Kute, Aaloo Hoon Aaloo“

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Professor to Student:"Jo Dusrey Ko Apni BaatNa Samjha Sakey Wo Gadha Hota Hai...
Student:"Sir Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi….
Professor Shock - student rockzzzz

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye
Pathan: woh to theek hey per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga ?

.................................................................................................................................

Pathan went 2 an electric company 4 intrview
Boss: Electric motor kaise chalti ha?
Pathan: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
Boss: Gussay sy Stop it
Pathan: Turr..tur..thoos!..

.................................................................................................................................

Sardar said to doc: pure jism main


kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat 

dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found 

fracture in ‘ungli’....

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1 Pathan ne 1 Sardar ko juta mara,

Sardar: Tum ne ye juta guse se mara ya mazaqse?

Pathan: Guse se.

Sardar: acha hai warna Mai aisay mazak bardasht nai krta…

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Zoo ke andar :-  english medium school ke bacche:
"Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets NOT disturb him ..."
.
.
.
.
.
Government School de international students,
" OYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI....
PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO ..

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Santa Ki Maa ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi 

Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha ki 

TEST honge

SANTA:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.

TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa lo.






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